Miss Conception Twas The Night Before The Palm

the palm cabaret show
Opening Night: November 22 at 9:30 pm
Continuing Shows over the Holiday Season: Every Monday at 7 pm and 9:30 pm and Every Thursday at 9:30 pm through January 3, 2019

Now entered Miss Conception in full red and white holiday regalia singing “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”. The audience immediately went into astonishment and cries of pleasure. She became a bit naughty with “Santa Baby” and screenshots of sexy holiday men. There was quite a bit of shaking one must see to believe. Frozen’s “Let It Go” is one of her top favorites so she said she wanted to include it in the show. Hilariously stylish is one fitting description. “You Raise Me Up” is a serious composition which she boldly declared about receiving strength from another person. Her voice was at its spectacular best. A Nutcracker segment contained a soldier with a video showing plus two sidekicks dancing and singing to constant laughter. Holiday magic was in the air as she sang “Jingle Bells” a la Barbra Streisand. No sleigh appeared. The newbies to a Miss Conception show watched as she changed costumes and wigs on stage without missing a beat. 
For the second act, a huge billowy green character appeared. He was the Grinch who stole Christmas. He tried to lower the festive mood but was overcome by the joyous celebrators. Miss C also cited movies The Christmas Story and It’s a Wonderful Life and was dismayed at the number of attendees who had never seen either flick. A friend assembled a desired song unavailable in print for inclusion. Somber and humble, it was not. The tune was “Boob Job For Christmas”. That was all she wanted for Christmas.
She glided across the stage singing “Let It Snow”, but the tropical paradise here did not relent. Many in the gathering had experienced snowy weeks and may be returning to that environment soon, but for now, those are only imagined those times. “The Twelve Drinks of Christmas” observed the holidays overdone with predictable results. Our lady calls herself “Female Delusionist Extraordinaire”  and that she most definitely is for certain. But, she is also a talented ball of fire with creations rumbling in her head, waiting to explode into another show. Her audience will be there in attendance.
What a finale with screens of snowfall to Mariah Carey’s new holiday classic “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. The electricity and excitement of the number spread into the audience with everyone jumping up in joy and dancing along with Miss Conception. She had unified the people with infectious happiness and goodwill and they arose as one to applaud our lady of delusion for her stupendous show and Happy Holidays.
The Palm Cabaret and Bar
Olas Altas 508  
Zona Romántica – Southside, Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
19th Anniversary Season
www.ThePalmCabaret.com   [email protected]                                  
222-0200/322-168-9950 [Mexican cell phone]

For ticket information, call or stop by the box office which opens 10 am daily.
Review courtesy of Gary Beck, PV resident and author of Beck’s Best Food Guide and More of Beck’s Best: Theater, Cabaret and More!:



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