Kinsey Sicks: Electile Dysfunction The Palm Cabaret. The Kinsey Sicks: Angel, Trampolina, Trixie and Winnie campaign to become the first Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet to be elected President of the United States on the Republican ticket. Seriously? Actually not. Organized in 1993 in San Francisco, CA., founder Rachel [Ben Schatz] has retired from the group performances but still writes the scripts and checks for the audience’s responses to the comical farce.
Our lady Kim Kuzma entered and chatted about her ongoing show British Invasion. She sampled the attendees with “Higher Love” mashed with the Spice Girls, then introduced the quartet of comic ladies with politics on their minds.. If you like that person Trump in the American Oval Office, this show is not for you.. The songs may be familiar in melody, but upon listening to the lyrics, everyone can hear that everything is rewritten to fit the criticism of the current USA administration. The offerings are sharp-witted original songs and biting parodies delivered in four-part a capella harmony.
“Tick Tick” started the show by revving the audience into their campaign run for political office. They can have wilder, self-centered actions aimed at benefiting as few as possible, those 1%ers. Of course, the candidates are totally believable when they say “We’re here for the poor.” To “My Way” the four activists vowed “I Vote For Yahweh”, which is Hebrew for God. They feel that your vote for them as the Republican candidate is actually a vote for God.
“If we can reelect a black person as President, why can’t we reelect an orange person?” “Nothing is more patriotic than fear.” The candidates took turns extolling their virtues and why they should receive everyone’s votes. Even Trampolina can ignore being an “Anchor Baby” and vote Republican. “I want to be a Republican!” Not really, only joking. Alladin’s “A Whole New World” transforms into “A Whole New Hole” with obvious results. In ‘moderate Republican’, the ‘moderate’ is silent.
“Everybody Get a Gun” exalted the Second Amendment’s right to bear arms. So, buy up dozens of AK 47s and control and suppress your enemies. “Anal Wart” ended the description of Washington, D.C. with a vivid description of the source of the problems that everyone present has an opportunity to correct. One by one, the four ladies took turns briefly stating a wish for equality and justice for everyone, bar none, with all of them ending ‘Vote in 2020’! The four wild women are the top professionals in this field of Dragapella® and even they have the political right of free speech.
20th Anniversary Season
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