Looking for a Gay Puerto Vallarta Cruise? We have your insider’s guide for what you need to know to gay cruise in Puerto Vallarta. Oh, we mean cruising on one of the three Puerto Vallarta all gay boat excursions not cruising for sex. If you are looking for our travelers gay guide to the Puerto Vallarta gay cruise spots visit here. Having 3 exclusive gay cruises is one of the things that makes Puerto Vallarta a top rated gay vacation destination. 

dianas tours puerto vallarta

Diana DeCoste, your cruise hostess, brings you Diana’s Tours with her now famous gay and lesbian cruise since 1999. This is always a Tripadvisor top rated thing to do by returning visitors year after year. Her cruise sells out in advance during the busy fall and winter season so book as far in advance as possible. The normal boat cruise includes a FULL DAY at sea, continental breakfast, snacks, unlimited beer and open bar, lunch on shore with a beer or beverage and snorkeling. Orbitz listed her tour as one of the top 25 gay experiences every LGBT person should have in their lifetime.

It is truly amazing the number of people that visit Puerto Vallarta and don´t venture into the water. Swimming in your hotel pool doesn´t count!  PV is an adventure paradise with a host of activities to satisfy just about any taste including jet ski, whale watching and scuba diving activities. For those less sporty and more into socializing while on vacation, Diana´s Tours provides a great day out at sea. 

 

jets naked boat cruise

One of the newest ways to take a gay cruise is Jet’s Private Boat Tours and the super gay Jet’s Naked Boat Tour. Jet is a Mexican American world explorer who landed in Puerto Vallarta back in 2016 and has fallen in love with Vallarta ever since. Starting as a guide, Jet, offered unique and personalized boat tours which now are being very popular. The boat tours are designed after Jet’s love of nature, adventure, and love of sharing beautiful moments with friends.Jet learned the ropes with Captain Adrian and his trusty panga boat. They would ride around looking for adventure. Jet has landed in PV. 

Jet’s Naked Boat Tour is now causing huge waves in Puerto Vallarta being the first naked cruise experience. This nude tour departs every Friday from 11-4 pm from Los Muertos Pier. It is not your average naked boat tour. On the contrary, they take you to a tropical secluded beach where you can dive into a freeing experience like none other. Puerto Vallarta has dabbled in the risque and adventurous for quite some time now.  From unforgettable nights at strip clubs like Wet Dreams and Anthropology where the men bare all, to other gay cruises with beautiful, lotioned up go-go boys.  The one thing that was always missing:  A nude boat tour and beach experience. Jet De La Isla and Daniel Ferreira Aparicio created the tour from a love of nudism and wanting to create a unique experience.  Over the past 4 years, Jet has built several successful, some might say iconic, businesses in the PV.

 

wet and wild cruise pv

The WET & WILD Boat Cruise AND beach adventure is a 6 hour experience that takes you to some of the most stunning scenery and the wildest gay PARTY in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. The onboard party jump starts with the sexy “lotion boys”. Ship Ahoy mates!! Then let the party began. This boat tour is known as GAYS GONE WILD for 18 and over only please. Stow your husbands and be prepared to fire off your cannons because Wet and Wild has the best abs and booties of any gay cruise.

 

If you are not looking for a gay cruise and are not into supporting smaller local businesses, an option to consider is Vallarta Adventures. They have a huge fleet of speed boats, catamarans and sailing yachts crewed by knowledgeable bilingual staff to take you to many of the beaches around Puerto Vallarta – some of which can only be visited by boat. Everything from whale watching, luxury yacht sailing and popular sea safari tour. 

pirate cruise puerto vallarta

Everyone in PV has looked out in the bay and seen the pirate ship cruise sailing around the bay. This ship is made of 100% real wood and is an exact replica of the famous “Santa María” from Columbus maiden voyage to the New World.  There are 3 wooden masts with triangular sails and four impressive decks with a capacity for a total of 240 passengers in two separate sessions for breakfast, lunch or dinner. The professional sound and light equipment is used for the pirate shows seen every night at 9pm shooting at the Malecon.